Welcome to the Qhami, verid. Now hold your questions for a bit. I’ve been here long enough to already know most of what you’re gonna ask.

First off let’s get the name out of the way. It’s not k-ha-mi. It’s Qha-mi. Yeah, I know that “qh” sound is tricky. Click below for the audio.

Good. That’s better. You’re a little less verid already. Now that you’re saying it right let me tell you what the Qhami is. It’s an elliptical galaxy about thirty kiloparsecs across at the widest. I don’t know how far it is from where you came from so don’t bother asking.

The Qhami has a long history of war and people making nice with each other, exploration and willful ignorance, prosperity and penury. It has seen ne’er-do-wells become kings and kings become ne’er-do-wells and everything in between.